May 2013
18 posts
nudewave asked: always wear a snuggie when cutting bangs.
memereve:
I literally just want someone who cares about me to cuddle with and kiss and listen to music while stargazing.
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thecalifornialife1992:
Never trust a man who hates cats.
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memereve:
the bad parts of yourself won’t simply disappear just because you push them away and the mistakes you’ve made won’t right themselves just by keeping them at arms length. I find myself wishing I could delete all the things I’ve said that I didn’t mean and only show the parts of myself that I find attractive or interesting. we aren’t fragmented things, a jig-saw puzzle to be completed...
Describe yourself in 3 television characters...
doyourwardance:
dyinggod:
Hank Hill, Tina Belcher, Larry David.
Louise Belcher, Elaine Benes, Brenda Walsh
Lindsay Weir, Marge Simpson, Dorothy Zbornak
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Cycling Problems: Grocery bills
run-bike-ride:
I just bought as much calorie dense [vegan] food as I could with 50 euros and, if I eat as much as I’m supposed to, it’ll last me 3 days at most? I really need to get my butt in gear and eat a ton or else I’m gonna be in trouble.
all nuts. coconut oil. raisins. multi-grained pastas. sweet potatoes. brown rice. and tons of chocolate and fruit juices. it’s tough. and...
April 2013
14 posts
“You don’t need religion to have morals. If you can’t determine right from wrong...”
– Unknown (via juicyisnotcouture)
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i hope one day detroit becomes one of the united states’ great cities. a bastion of hope.
i don’t know if i look like margot tenenbaum because i feel like margot tenenbaum or if i feel like margot tenenbaum because i look like margot tenenbaum.
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comahan asked: The Cubs stole Jim DeShaies from the Astros. He was all we had going for us these days. Lots of hate. Lots and lots.
memory lanes are weird. if i had a bowling alley. i’d name it memory lanes.
“You can’t fix it. You can’t make it go away.
I don’t know what you’re...”
– Lew Welch (Chicago Poem)
Be extremely subtle, even to the point of formlessness. Be extremely mysterious, even to the point of soundlessness.
March 2013
48 posts
my picture folder is organized by emotions.
i really want a hamburger. where does one even get a burger at this hour?
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if you do the same thing every day, what does the calender even matter?
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You know, there's no reason to not have "real" sex...
howthemidwestwaswon:
“Real” sex education, of course, being a rational, logical discussion not only about how sex works and the physical ramifications that may take place, but the emotional ramifications and experiences as well.
Not simply heterosexual, man-on-top, missionary with the lights off sex, either. Real sex, that people have for pleasure with those they love, or those they just met,...
ifyouckb:
I believe in high-fiving after sex. Talk about a swell way to say “job well done, you’re great!”
Kay: whoever said my favourite tea is rooibos
Kay: rooibos isn't a fucking tea
T: ahaha
T: AHEM IT IS A TISANE YOU PLEBEIAN
faces as feelings
cosmo tip #611
expertcosmotips:
want to impress your man??? put a sausage in the blender and then pass him a note that reads “this is what im going to do to your peen”
then pour it into a glass and drink it without breaking eye contact
i had a dream i was in line, and stephen king was signing baseball cards, and i asked him about the dark tower series and why i should read them, and he told me that the pages were laced with lsd.
